Wednesday, October 22, 2014

W8 SmashMouth NFL Pioneer League SmashBoard!

Here we are, already at the 8/17ths point of the season -- damn Bye week screws up everything! -- and the playoff picture is slowly coming into focus. Or maybe I just cleaned my contact lenses. Whatever.

No Thursday game this week -- the newly invoked "Peyton Manning aka LeBron James Rule" in full effect -- so lineups are not due until Sunday at 1pm. Which btw is NOT an invitation to hit up your opponent at 12:30pm Sunday. Really?

W8 SmashBoard

W8 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
STL @ KC (Sun 1p)
SEA @ CAR (Sun 1p)
MIN @ TAM (Sun 1p)
BAL @ CIN (Sun 1p)
PHI @ ARI (Sun 4p)
IND @ PIT (Sun 4:30p)
GB @ NO (SNF)
WAS @ DAL (MNF)

W8 SmashMatches
GLENN ARONOW (5 - 2) @ ROB TALLIA (4 - 3)
No, GLENN, you cannot draft a Buffalo Sabres' Defenseman at Linebacker.

LOU AURICCHIO (4 - 2) @ TONY D'AMATO (1 - 6)
This one has the consigliere abuzz.

JEFF NIGRO (1 - 6) @ LISA CALITRI (3 - 4)
LISA must show no mercy for her own recruit. 

CHARLIE ALDRICH (2 - 5) @ BILL ROARK (6 - 0)
Army vs. Navy. Go _ _ _ _! Beat _ _ _ _!

LEE FINKEL (3 - 4) @ JAMIE BURTON (4 - 3)
Protect his house and JAMIE is in fine fettle. LEE? Not so much.

DeLANDIS BROOKS (1 - 5) @ CHUCK ROSS (3 - 4)  
CHUCK battles two foes -- DeLANDIS and The SmashMouth Developer's Curse. At least it's a home game.  
  
BILL CRONE (2 - 5) @ TOM MAIDEN (3 - 4)
Important early ASC South tiff.
  
JOHN INCANTALUPO (3 - 3) @ CRAIG ROSENBAUM (5 - 1)
The Road Warrior seeks to re-establish his moniker.

ANTHONY ANNESE (4 - 3) @ ROB BAILEY (3 - 3)
Lose and pay the ASC West consequences.

BRUCE WILLIAMS (6 - 1) @ VINCE CALITRI (2 - 5) 
Mediation services available for this SmashUp.  

RICHARD BROWNE (3 - 3) @ JIM GARDNER (5 - 1)
Huge Conference game for DR. J to establish strong playoff position early.

CHRIS PALUMBO (7 - 0) @ QUENTIN WALKER (1 - 6)
CHRIS continues to play out of his mind, but a quick peek at last season indicates an imminent swoon. Yes, I wrote "swoon."

KEVIN CARTER (3 - 4) @ JIM PEPE (3 - 3)
JIM needs a W. Fortunately, he also controls the scoring. He's also dumb enough to call it to everyone's attention. Dammit!

MICHAEL WILLIAMS (1 - 6) @ GARY LAZARUS (5 - 1)
Vegas line is GARY giving 75 points. Side action anyone?

SmashMatch Of The Week
KEVIN KRUEGER (2 - 4) @ MARIO HENRY (4 - 3)
A battered, bloodied and bruised KEVIN must win here. Did I mention who controls the scoring? Inbox me.

BYEs
JOE HENDERSON (5 - 2)

TONY BEDINI (2 - 5)

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