SmashMouth Pioneer League R1 PLAYOFFS

SmashMouth NFL Playoffs are here!
All Round 1 SmashUps and scoring will be done via the app. If you are already registered, please use your existing log-in info (User ID & pw) to access the Fantasy Football app. If you are NOT registered, check your e-mail for your User ID and Password. 

If you find yourself in the Fantasy Basketball section, simply click the SmashMouth Fantasy Football logo in the upper right corner. On your Dashboard will be your Round 1 SmashMatch (it's currently labeled "IND #2" but will read "Pioneer League" soon). If you have a Bye a) screw you and b) you won't have anything for now although a placeholder is being created.

There are only 4 games, so the lineups are now 12 total players (we removed 1 RB and 1 LB) and you must have 3 per game. (The app won't let you screw this up! Thank you Lord!)

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Let's get ready to rumble, motherfuggers!!!

PLAYOFFS R1 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
ARI @ CAR (Sat 4p)
BAL @ PIT (Sat 8p)
CIN @ IND (Sun 1p)
DET @ DAL (Sun 4p)
PLAYOFFS R1 SmashMatches
ASC Wild Card A
#5 CHUCK ROSS (10 - 6) @ #4 LEE FINKEL (9 - 7)
SuperSmash I Champ squeezes his way in with a hard-earned win and now hosts Super SmashMouth developer CHUCK.
2014 Reg Season result: 
W14 Lee Finkel 206 @ Chuck Ross 229 (+23)

ASC Wild Card B
ROB TALLIA (10 - 6) @ #3 GLENN ARONOW (10 - 6)
Two backpedaling weasels sneak in despite fading after great starts. Let's see who can pick shyt back up!
2014 Reg Season results:
W8 Glenn Aronow 180 @ Rob Tallia 229 (+49)

W12 Rob Tallia 191 @ Glenn Aronow 236 (+45)

NSC Wild Card A
#5 JOE HENDERSON (10 - 6) @ #4 BRUCE WILLIAMS (10 - 6)
BRUCE readies another lovefest vs. late season swooner JOE.
2014 Reg Season result: 
W12 Bruce Williams 150 @ Joe Henderson 206 (+56)

NSC Wild Card B
MARIO HENRY (9 - 7) @ CHRIS PALUMBO (11 - 5)
MARIO travels to the Palumbo Dome.
2014 Reg Season result: 
W2 Chris Palumbo 187 (+15) @ Mario Henry 172

BYEs
ASC
#1 BILL ROARK (11 - 5)
#2 ROB BAILEY (10 - 6)

NSC
#1 JIM GARDNER (12 - 4)
#2 GARY LAZARUS (12 - 4)

OUTLIER R1 SmashMatches
ASC R1
#8 JAMIE BURTON (6 - 10) @ #1 CRAIG ROSENBAUM (9 - 7)
2014 Reg Season result: 
W16 Craig Rosenbaum 157 @ Jamie Burton 168 (+11)

#5 BILL CRONE (7 - 9) @ #4 TOM MAIDEN (8 - 8)
2014 Reg Season result: 
W8 Bill Crone 165 @ Tom Maiden 207 (+42)
W13 Tom Maiden 146 @ Bill Crone 227 (+81)

#6 LISA CALITRI (7 - 9) @ #3 ANTHONY ANNESE (9 - 7)
2014 Reg Season result: 
W14 Lisa Calitri 152 @ Anthony Annese 242 (+90)

#7 CHARLIE ALDRICH (6 - 10) @ #2 LOU AURICCHIO (9 - 7)  
2014 Reg Season result: 
W14 Charlie Aldrich 191 @ Lou Auricchio 264 (+73)
  
NSC R1
#8 RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 10) @ #1 VINCE CALITRI (9 - 7)
2014 Reg Season result: 
W13 Richard Browne 179 @ Vince Calitri 215 (+36)

#5 KEVIN KRUEGER (7 - 9) @ #4 JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 9)
2014 Reg Season result: 
W7 Kevin Krueger 151 @ John Incantalupo 202 (+51)
W17 John Incantalupo 159 @ Kevin Krueger 176 (+17)

#6 JEFF NIGRO (6 - 10) @ #3 JIM PEPE (8 - 8)
2014 Reg Season result: 
W15 Jim Pepe 143 @ Jeff Nigro 195 (+52)

#7 TONY BEDINI (6 - 10) @ #2 KEVIN CARTER (8 - 8)
2014 Reg Season result: 
Did not play.

BUH-BYES
DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 14)
TONY d'BOTo (3 - 13)
QUENTIN WALKER (4 - 12) 
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (5 - 11)

W17 RAPID RECAP

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Ah, the playoffs. The most wonderful time of the year. Kinda like the holidays, except we can ALL participate in the holidays! So at this time, we must first bid adieu to 2014's Fantastic Faux, our esteemed four Outlier non-qualifiers:

DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 14)
TONY D'AMATO (3 - 13)
QUENTIN WALKER (4 - 12)
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (5 - 11)

There's always next year. Except for D'AMATO. Good riddance.
W17 RAPID RECAP
ROB TALLIA (10 - 6) -- 137
LOU AURICCHIO (9 - 7) -- 198
ROB crawls backward into the playoffs. LOU cashes in with Unique Pick Demetrius McCray.

GLENN ARONOW (10 - 6) -- 176
LISA CALITRI (7 - 9) -- 196
High total season point scorer and net point differential winner GLENN loses luster with a loss to Spoiler Specialist LISA. No matter, GLENN and ROB deserve each other!

CHUCK ROSS (10 - 6) -- 177
CHARLIE ALDRICH (6 - 10) -- 174
CHUCK hangs on for a well-deserved playoff debut.

BILL ROARK (11 - 5) -- 196
JAMIE BURTON (6 - 10) -- 175
Like the good military man he is, BILL requires and seeks no help from others by taking matters -- and the ASC #1 seed -- into his own hands.

TONY d'BOTo (3 - 13) -- 140
BILL CRONE (7 - 9) -- 204
BILL pummels the ghost of ass clown ingrate TONY who disappeared on the league and dissed on the fee. Happy holidays, prick. You're that guy. Never be that guy.

ANTHONY ANNESE (9 - 7) -- 186
CRAIG ROSENBAUM (9 - 7) -- 159
OOF! ANT clubs CRAIG in the gut to KO him from the playoffs.

DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 14) -- 164
ROB BAILEY (10 - 6) -- 205
Respect to ROB who earns his second Divisional Title in 2 years and the illustrious 1st round bye. Jerk.

VINCE CALITRI (9 - 7) -- 221
BRUCE WILLIAMS (10 - 6) -- 177
Unfortunately, we won't get a hell-raising rematch as VINCE fell just short of avoiding Outlier relegation. But man, was this one fun!

RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 10) -- 140
TONY BEDINI (6 - 10) -- 213
TONY peaks a bit late for the playoffs, but The Outlier crown is well within reach.

CHRIS PALUMBO (11 - 5) -- 178
KEVIN CARTER (8 - 8) -- 160
Santa Claus looks an awful lot like Antonio Brown, eh CHRIS?

JEFF NIGRO (6 - 10) -- 160
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (5 - 11) -- 192
Giant killer JEFF gets sandwiched with losses by two time Outlier reject MICHAEL. Any given Sunday indeed.

JIM PEPE (8 - 8) -- 160
GARY LAZARUS (12 - 4) -- 157
This one was never in doubt from the moment it appeared on the schedule. Word.

JIM GARDNER (12 - 4) -- 198
JOE HENDERSON (10 - 6) -- 140
JIM takes the high road with a high brow thrashing of JOE, assuring #1 seed and home field throughout the playoffs. Well done, Doc.

MARIO HENRY (9 - 7) -- 215
QUENTIN WALKER (4 - 12) -- 133
MARIO completes a grand holiday weekend with The Weekly Smash/Maidzo and the NSC final playoff seed.

JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 9) -- 159
KEVIN KRUEGER (7 - 9) -- 176
All leads up to an instant Outlier R1 rematch!
  
SmashMatch Of The Week  
LEE FINKEL (9 - 7) -- 208
TOM MAIDEN (8 - 8) -- 176
The Chargers may be total losers, but LEE is most assuredly not! Yet! 


W17 ScoreBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=23

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This is it! The coup d'grace, Week 17, the last frontier to the playoffs or relegation to the equivalent of Christmas coal -- The Outlier tourney!

W17 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
CAR @ ATL
CLE @ BAL
DAL @ WAS
JAX @ HOU
SD @ KC
DET @ GB
ARI @ SF
CIN @ PIT

W17 SmashMatches
ROB TALLIA (10 - 5) @ LOU AURICCHIO (8 - 7)
Paesani parade.

GLENN ARONOW (10 - 5) @ LISA CALITRI (6 - 9)
Spoiler alert!

CHUCK ROSS (9 - 6) @ CHARLIE ALDRICH (6 - 9)
CHUCK x2.

BILL ROARK (10 - 5) @ JAMIE BURTON (6 - 9)
BILL appears safe from having to repeat as Outlier Champ.

TONY D'BOTO (3 - 12) @ BILL CRONE (6 - 9) 
TONY d'DUMB'o still doing child's play.
ANTHONY ANNESE (8 - 7) @ CRAIG ROSENBAUM (9 - 6)
Year-long WebMD bragging rights hang in balance.

DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 13) @ ROB BAILEY (9 - 6)ROB will keep an alternative scoring system, just in case.

VINCE CALITRI (8 - 7) @ BRUCE WILLIAMS (10 - 5)
Love is in the air.

RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 9) @ TONY BEDINI (5 - 10)
TONY goes for unprecedented 3rd straight Maidzo.

CHRIS PALUMBO (10 - 5) @ KEVIN CARTER (8 - 7)
KEVIN must win and pray for lightning striking same place 4 times to make playoffs.

JEFF NIGRO (6 - 9) @ MICHAEL WILLIAMS (4 - 11) 
JEFF, having beaten best Coaches in league, will typically falter here.

JIM PEPE (7 - 8) @ GARY LAZARUS (12 - 3)
Who invited this guy GARY anyway? Oh, never mind.

JIM GARDNER (11 - 4) @ JOE HENDERSON (10 - 5)
Divisional duel.  

MARIO HENRY (8 - 7) @ QUENTIN WALKER (4 - 11)  
OK, QUENTIN, want to really impress me?
 
JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 8) @ KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 9)
The Outlier incarnate looks to improve tourney seed. 
  
SmashMatch Of The Week  
LEE FINKEL (8 - 7) @ TOM MAIDEN (8 - 7)
It's win or go home to a year's worth of psychological terror.  


W17 SmashBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=647

W16 RAPID RECAP

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W16 RAPID RECAP
LISA CALITRI (6 - 9) -- 207
ROB TALLIA (10 - 5) -- 129
LISA takes to this spoiler business like it's a friggin spin class!

GLENN ARONOW (10 - 5) -- 171
DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 13) -- 135
Somehow, GLENN has still not clinched a playoff spot. Or maybe he has... the supercomputer is still, uh, computing.

MICHAEL WILLIAMS (4 - 11) -- 177
LOU AURICCHIO (8 - 7) -- 173
MICHAEL's love affair, bromance, man-crush, etc. with Tony Romo pays huge dividends again.

ROB BAILEY (9 - 6) -- 153
BILL ROARK (10 - 5) -- 166
Suddenly, ROB is inspired to seek changes to the scoring system. In W16. After a close loss in a pivotal game. Hmmm.

CHUCK ROSS (9 - 6) -- 141
MARIO HENRY (8 - 7) -- 173
Sure, CHUCK, lose the ONE game that would help yours truly out. Stanks.

CHARLIE ALDRICH (6 - 9) -- 154
BILL CRONE (6 - 9) -- 161
Navy pummels Army. Aaaa-gain.

CRAIG ROSENBAUM (9 - 6) -- 157
JAMIE BURTON (6 - 9) -- 168
Despite the L, CRAIG can at least claim he was not the first WebMDer to be ousted from the playoffs.

TOM MAIDEN (8 - 7) -- 140
TONY D'BOTO (3 - 12) -- 130
Whoa, TONY The Non-Paying Non-Playing DeadBeat is far better as a bot (and equally responsible on adult matters) than the real person. MAIDZO gets out of Botville barely breathing.

ANTHONY ANNESE (8 - 7) -- 184
JOE HENDERSON (10 - 5) -- 164
Despite the rousing W and satisfaction of denting an old rival, ANT is eliminated from the playoffs.

RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 9) -- 152
BRUCE WILLIAMS (10 - 5) -- 166
BRUCE rides Unique Pick Jeremy Hill to the NSC East division title.

LEE FINKEL (8 - 7) -- 139
VINCE CALITRI (8 - 7) -- 157
VINCE stays alive as apple is taken by LEE, but now comes the divisional showdown.

TONY BEDINI (5 - 10) -- 214
JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 8) -- 107
TONY's doubled up on his PEDs. It's working. A nice Weekly Smash/Maidzo slaughtering of The Outlier himself.

KEVIN CARTER (8 - 7) -- 134
GARY LAZARUS (12 - 3) -- 150
GARY's Smashcation is a smashing success all around.

QUENTIN WALKER (4 - 11) -- 192
JIM PEPE (7 - 8) -- 160
I'd like to thank TY Hilton, Le'Veon Bell, Jamaal Charles, Demaryius Thomas, Luke Kuechly and Jimmy Graham for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 9) -- 142
JIM GARDNER (11 - 4) -- 187
Playoffs? We're talking about playoffs? KEVIN is staring at a possible 2nd to last seed in The Outlier tourney with this 5th straight loss. 

SmashMatch Of The Week  
CHRIS PALUMBO (10 - 5) -- 190
JEFF NIGRO (6 - 9) -- 192
Not only is he on a remarkable 5 game winning streak where he's taken down coaches with a collective 47-28 record, but he's.. wait, no, that alone is remarkable enough.    

W16 ScoreBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=23

W17 SmashBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=647

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W16 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
CLE @ CAR (Sun 1p)
BAL @ HOU (Sun 1p)
MIN @ MIA (Sun 1p)
ATL @ NO (Sun 1p)
KC @ PIT (Sun 1p)
IND @ DAL (Sun 4p)
SEA @ ARI (SNF)
DEN @ CIN (MNF)

W16 SmashMatches
LISA CALITRI (5 - 9) @ ROB TALLIA (10 - 4)
Let's see just how annoying LISA's spoiler exploits can be, shall we?

GLENN ARONOW (9 - 5) @ DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 12)
The ultimate ignominy awaits any loss by GLENN at this crucial juncture.

MICHAEL WILLIAMS (3 - 11) @ LOU AURICCHIO (8 - 6)
MICHAEL can all but put LOU to Outlier pasture with another big upset here.

ROB BAILEY (9 - 5) @ BILL ROARK (9 - 5)
Huge interdivisional stakes here.

CHUCK ROSS (9 - 5) @ MARIO HENRY (7 - 7)
CHUCK can and will take out MARIO and keep a certain someone's wahfer thin playoff hopes alive. Right, Chuck? RIGHT, CHUCK?!?

CHARLIE ALDRICH (6 - 8) @ BILL CRONE (5 - 9)
Another Flyboy Army v Navy matchup with Outlier seeding implications awaits.

CRAIG ROSENBAUM (9 - 5) @ JAMIE BURTON (5 - 9)
CRAIG can commence early WebMD bragging rights with W here.

TOM MAIDEN (7 - 7) @ TONY D'BOTO (3 - 11)
Perhaps TONY will resurface for shits & giggles. Perhaps not.

ANTHONY ANNESE (7 - 7) @ JOE HENDERSON (10 - 4)
Two long-time rivals on the felt get to partake in a generally meaningless tilt.

RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 8) @ BRUCE WILLIAMS (9 - 5)
BRUCE hopes to avoid backing into the NSC East crown by manning up and winning sans harassment.

LEE FINKEL (8 - 6) @ VINCE CALITRI (7 - 7)
Oh the humanity should LEE take the apple in this rivalry.

TONY BEDINI (4 - 10) @ JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 7)
Outlier semi-glory awaits.

KEVIN CARTER (8 - 6) @ GARY LAZARUS (11 - 3)
GARY too needs to man up and do a certain someone's playoff hopes a solid with an easy home victory here.

QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 11) @ JIM PEPE (7 - 7)
That certain someone shall do his part with a colossal butt whipping vs delinQUENTIN. Oh no I di'int! 

KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 8) @ JIM GARDNER (10 - 4)
Snake-bitten KEVIN looks to save face and slimmer than wahfer playoff hopes. 

SmashMatch Of The Week  
CHRIS PALUMBO (10 - 4) @ JEFF NIGRO (5 - 9)
It's basically a pointless game, but how can we NOT shine a little light on the hottest player in SmashMouth Pioneer League Land?!? JEFF goes for 5 straight vs opponents with a combined 35-21 record.    

W15 SmashBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=64223

W15 RAPID RECAP

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W15 RAPID RECAP
ROB TALLIA (10 - 4) -- 186
TOM MAIDEN (7 - 7) -- 160
A maiden post-season voyage appears ever more unlikely.

KEVIN CARTER (8 - 6) -- 190
GLENN ARONOW (9 - 5) -- 208
GLENN still convinced this is hockey. 

LOU AURICCHIO (8 - 6) -- 157
LISA CALITRI (5 - 9) -- 189
Spoiler alert!

BILL ROARK (9 - 5) -- 169
CHUCK ROSS (9 - 5) -- 195
Surely CHUCK must be cheating.

TONY D'BOTO (3 - 11) -- 150
CHARLIE ALDRICH (6 - 8) -- 154
The Bot seems to get it more than TONY ever did.

JAMIE BURTON (5 - 9) -- 148
QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 11) -- 141
Q now must battle for Outlier eligibility.

BILL CRONE (5 - 9) -- 159
LEE FINKEL (8 - 6) -- 206
LEE is the zombie that just won't die!

DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 12) -- 143
CRAIG ROSENBAUM (9 - 5) -- 185
DeLANDIS on brink of second straight Outlier denial.

BRUCE WILLIAMS (9 - 5) -- 163
TONY BEDINI (4 - 10) --  247
TONY takes Weekly Smash/Maidzo with a + 84 thrashing. Somehow, in BRUCE's mind this is my fault lol 
  
VINCE CALITRI (7 - 7) -- 214
RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 8) -- 146
Says here VINCE should stay on permanent vaca.

MICHAEL WILLIAMS (3 - 11) -- 167
CHRIS PALUMBO (10 - 4) -- 136
Tony Romo to the rescue for Upset Of The Year contender and Unique Pick. Who knew?

JIM PEPE (7 - 7) -- 143
JEFF NIGRO (5 - 9) -- 195
The kid cannot be stopped. Easily the current odds-on favorite to take The Outlier.

GARY LAZARUS (11 - 3) -- 156
MARIO HENRY (7 - 7) -- 150
GARY clinches NSC South division and just rubbing it in now... destroying the childhood post-season SmashMouth dreams of others in the process. Nice, real nice. Merry F-ing Christmas!

JIM GARDNER (10 - 4) -- 185
JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 7) -- 167
Outlier bound for The Outlier himself.

JOE HENDERSON (10 - 4) -- 194
KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 8) -- 186
One recipe for stopping swoons is collecting garbage time points. Check it off the list, JOE!

SmashMatch Of The Week 
ROB BAILEY (9 - 5) -- 189
ANTHONY ANNESE (7 - 7) -- 171
ROB readies for his typical strong season close. Will he get to the SuperSmash again only to continue a succession of failures a la the '90s Buffalo Bills teams? Are we over-speculating overly soon? 

W15 Scoreboard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=23

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W15 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
PIT @ ATL (Sun 1p)
GB @ BUF (Sun 1p)
HOU @ IND (Sun 1p)
CIN @ CLE (Sun 1p)
DEN @ SD (Sun 4p)
SF @ SEA (Sun 4p)
DAL @ PHI (SNF)
NO @ CHI (MNF)

W15 SmashMatches
ROB TALLIA (9 - 4) @ TOM MAIDEN (7 - 6)
Division leaders square off.

KEVIN CARTER (8 - 5) @ GLENN ARONOW (8 - 5)
Precarious playoff scenario for the loser.

LOU AURICCHIO (8 - 5) @ LISA CALITRI (4 - 9)
LISA still trying to figure this spoiler gig out.

BILL ROARK (9 - 4) @ CHUCK ROSS (8 - 5)
Victor takes control sole and clear possession of first in ASC North.

TONY D'BOTO (3 - 10) @ CHARLIE ALDRICH (5 - 8)
Say hello to our little Bot.

JAMIE BURTON (4 - 9) @ QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 10)
Outlier special.

BILL CRONE (5 - 8) @ LEE FINKEL (7 - 6)
LEE desperately trying to avoid Outlier relegation.

DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 11) @ CRAIG ROSENBAUM (8 - 5)  
DeLANDIS desperately trying to avoid Outlier omission. 

BRUCE WILLIAMS (9 - 4) @ TONY BEDINI (3 - 10)  
BRUCE brings the hate to Bedini Field and ready to clinch NSC East title.
  
VINCE CALITRI (6 - 7) @ RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 7)
Loser likely eliminated from playoffs.

MICHAEL WILLIAMS (2 - 11) @ CHRIS PALUMBO (10 - 3) 
This one has no upset written all over it.

JIM PEPE (7 - 6)  @ JEFF NIGRO (4 - 9)
Yeah, sure JEFF, NOW you've figured this thing out. Whateva!  

GARY LAZARUS (10 - 3) @ MARIO HENRY (7 - 6) 
Heavy side action from an interested party fully trying to incentivize and motivate GARY.

JIM GARDNER (9 - 4) @ JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 6)
A loss puts JOHN on brink of elimination and headed to his cold comfort home, The Outlier.

JOE HENDERSON (9 - 4)@ KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 7)
Swoonless JOE can eliminate reigning champ KEVIN with a W.

SmashMatch Of The Week 
ROB BAILEY (8 - 5) @ ANTHONY ANNESE (7 - 6)
Another lively battle for their playoff lives.

W15 SmashBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=626

W14 RAPID RECAP SmashMouth NFL Pioneer League

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Here's your W14 NFL RAPID RECAP!

ROB TALLIA (9 - 4) -- 219
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (2 - 11) -- 171
ROB somehow gets Aaron Rodgers despite being Away. That 2-11 is making more sense, just sayin...

GLENN ARONOW (8 - 5) -- 199
ROB BAILEY (8 - 5) --234
GLENN goes 0 for 2 in ROB results.

CHARLIE ALDRICH (5 - 8) -- 191
LOU AURICCHIO (8 - 5) -- 264
CHARLIE looking less and less like the beloved North Dakota State Bison.

LISA CALITRI (4 - 9) -- 152
ANTHONY ANNESE (7 - 6) -- 242
Blow out city for AA.  

JAMIE BURTON (4 - 9) -- 222 
BILL ROARK (9 - 4) -- 254
Strong finish for the FlyBoy.

TONY BEDINI (3 - 10) -- 193
TOM MAIDEN (7 - 6) -- 248
Perhaps getting blasted beats a fifth consecutive squeaker loss?

BILL CRONE (5 - 8) -- 99
TONY D'AMATO (3 - 10) -- 0* (FORFEIT)
Our first dead beat raises his infantile head.

CRAIG ROSENBAUM (8 - 5) -- 230
JIM GARDNER (9 - 4) -- 200
Massive road win for ROSENBAUM.

JOE HENDERSON (9 - 4) -- 244
DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 11) -- 179
Ain't no swoon happenin' here.

JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 6) -- 159
BRUCE WILLIAMS (9 - 4) -- 230
The lovable, affable, eminently huggable BRUCE gets back on track.

VINCE CALITRI (6 - 7) -- 209
JEFF NIGRO (4 - 9) -- 243
The Phoenix-like JEFF takes another impressive W while VIN finds his beach but loses his mojo.

KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 7) -- 199
RICHARD BROWNE (6 - 7) -- 232
Reigning champ KEVIN must win out for even a slim shot at SuperSmash repetition glory.

GARY LAZARUS (10 - 3) -- 185
CHRIS PALUMBO (10 - 3) -- 210
Something tells us these chaps will meet again. CHRIS takes Unique Pick with Alex Smith, go figure.

QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 10) -- 225
KEVIN CARTER (8 - 5) -- 237
Checks are in the mail. Hopefully.

MARIO HENRY (7 - 6) -- 145
JIM PEPE (7 - 6) -- 245
And BAM! Weekly Smash/Maidzo goes to JIM with a +100, non- ARodg fueled blasting.

SmashMatch Of The Week 
LEE FINKEL (7 - 6) -- 206
CHUCK ROSS (8 - 5) -- 229
Just not a good week for former SuperSmash champions on the whole.   

W14 Scoreboard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=23

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W14 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
PIT @ CIN (Sun 1p)
CAR @ NO (Sun 1p)
BAL @ MIA (Sun 1p)
HOU @ JAX (Sun 1p)
KC @ ARI (Sun 4p)
SEA @ PHI (Sun 4p)
NE @ SD (SNF)
ATL @ GB (MNF)

W14 SmashMatches

ROB TALLIA (8 - 4) @ MICHAEL WILLIAMS (2 - 9)
ROB has no room for error in the brutal ASC East.

GLENN ARONOW (8 - 4) @ ROB BAILEY (7 - 5)
GLENN has sights on all ROBs losing.

CHARLIE ALDRICH (5 - 7) @ LOU AURICCHIO (7 - 5)
CHARLIE will be hard-pressed in this away game to do the SmashUp death crawl he pulled on Anthony W13.

LISA CALITRI (4 - 8) @ ANTHONY ANNESE (6 - 6)
Two old foes go toe to toe with LISA in the unfamiliar early spoiler role.  

JAMIE BURTON (4 - 8) @ BILL ROARK (8 - 4)
JAMIE hits the road to Roarkville.

TONY BEDINI (3 - 9) @ TOM MAIDEN (6 - 6)
TOM must win to keep pace with surging LEE.

BILL CRONE (4 - 8) @ TONY D'AMATO (3 - 9)
Outlier special.

CRAIG ROSENBAUM (7 - 5) @ JIM GARDNER (9 - 3)
Division leaders crack heads.

JOE HENDERSON (8 - 4) @ DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 10)
DeLANDIS seeks to re-swoon JOE.

JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 5) @ BRUCE WILLIAMS (8 - 4)
Feckless, fee-less JOHN gets to taste BRUCE's smack.

VINCE CALITRI (6 - 6) @ JEFF NIGRO (3 - 9)
VINCE walks headlong into JEFF's newly honed buzzsaw.

KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 6) @ RICHARD BROWNE (5 - 7)
SuperSmash II champ in fight for his life. Win out or go Outlier.

GARY LAZARUS (10 - 2) @ CHRIS PALUMBO (9 - 3)
Two division heavies trade blows in this slugfest.

QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 9) @ KEVIN CARTER (7 - 5) 
Q can save a little face with an upset road W. Very little.

MARIO HENRY (7 - 5) @ JIM PEPE (6 - 6)
Loser is looking rather Outlierly. 

SmashMatch Of The Week 
LEE FINKEL (7 - 5) @ CHUCK ROSS (7 - 5)
LEE's 3 game streak gets beta tested.   

W14 SmashBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=608

W13 RAPID RECAP SmashMouth NFL Pioneer League

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Here's the W13 RAPID RECAP:

CHUCK ROSS (7 - 5) -- 202
GLENN ARONOW (8 - 4) -- 196
The CHUCKster is for real.

LOU AURICCHIO (7 - 5) -- 192
ROB TALLIA (8 - 4) -- 204
ROB slinks his way to another W.

LISA CALITRI (4 - 8) -- 175
KEVIN CARTER (7 - 5) -- 206
KEVIN riding high in early NSC wild card scramble.

BILL ROARK (8 - 4) -- 168
GARY LAZARUS (10 - 2) -- 178
Leave it to the legal eagle to find every possible caveat with a rule wrinkle, misunderstand it upside down and backwards and still pull off the nail-biting win.

ANTHONY ANNESE (6 - 6) -- 245
CHARLIE ALDRICH (5 - 7) -- 156
Ever delinquent CHARLIE stirs the ire of ANT with a 12:40pm Sunday first pick... and pays dearly. ANT just gets paid, $60 in fact with The Weekly Smash/Maidzo waylaying.

JIM PEPE (6 - 6) -- 243
JAMIE BURTON (4 - 8) -- 172
Order is restored to this and perhaps other universes.

TOM MAIDEN (6 - 6) -- 146
BILL CRONE (4 - 8) -- 227
TOM nearly delivers his namesake Maidzo to BILL.

BRUCE WILLIAMS (8 - 4) -- 190
LEE FINKEL (7 - 5) -- 232
Love was in the air.

TONY BEDINI (3 - 9) -- 188
TONY D'AMATO (3 - 9) -- 195
TONY B. loses his 4th straight by an unprecedented combined total of 33 points.

ROB BAILEY (7 - 5) -- 227
CRAIG ROSENBAUM (7 - 5) -- 212
ROB is unclear on the SmashMouth NBA prize pools, but that doesn't deter his winning NFL way.

DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 10) -- 167
JOHN INCANTALUPO (7 - 5) -- 178
DeLANDIS has that inestimable ability to make otherwise clueless opponents feel like they know what they're doing.

RICHARD BROWNE (5 - 7) --  179
VINCE CALITRI (6 - 6) -- 215
VINCE ready to run for the playoffs.

JEFF NIGRO (3 - 9) -- 201
CHRIS PALUMBO (9 - 3) -- 164
Sudden world beater JEFF perhaps thinks we had a 10-game exhibition season to start?

MARIO HENRY (7 - 5) -- 226
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (2 - 9) -- 143
MARIO takes down the Unique Pick with Shareece Wright shutting out Steve Smith.

JIM GARDNER (9 - 3) -- 217
QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 9) -- 156
Woe is Q. 

SmashMatch Of The Week
KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 6) -- 177
JOE HENDERSON (8 - 4) -- 215
Swoonless JOE just might need to be taken seriously.

W13 Scoreboard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=23

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W13 MARQUEE MATCHUPS
CHI @ DET (TNF)
PHI @ DAL (TNF)
SEA @ SF (TNF)
CLE @ BUF (Sun)
SD @ BAL (Sun)
NO @ PIT (Sun)
ARI @ ATL (Sun)
NE @ GB (Sun)
DEN @ KC (SNF)

W13 SmashMatches

CHUCK ROSS (6 - 5) @ GLENN ARONOW (8 - 3)
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LOU AURICCHIO (7 - 4) @ ROB TALLIA (7 - 4)
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LISA CALITRI (4 - 7) @ KEVIN CARTER (6 - 5)
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BILL ROARK (8 - 3) @ GARY LAZARUS (9 - 2)
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ANTHONY ANNESE (5 - 6) @ CHARLIE ALDRICH (5 - 6)
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JIM PEPE (5 - 6) @ JAMIE BURTON (4 - 7)
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TOM MAIDEN (6 - 5) @ BILL CRONE (3 - 8)
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BRUCE WILLIAMS (8 - 3) @ LEE FINKEL (6 - 5)
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TONY BEDINI (3 - 8) @ TONY D'AMATO (2 - 9)
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ROB BAILEY (6 - 5) @ CRAIG ROSENBAUM (7 - 4) 
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DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 9) @ JOHN INCANTALUPO (6 - 5)
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RICHARD BROWNE (5 - 6) @ VINCE CALITRI (5 - 6)
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JEFF NIGRO (2 - 9) @ CHRIS PALUMBO (9 - 2) 
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MARIO HENRY (6 - 5) @ MICHAEL WILLIAMS (2 - 9)
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JIM GARDNER (8 - 3) @ QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 8) 
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SmashMatch Of The Week
KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 5) @ JOE HENDERSON (7 - 4) 
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BYEs
Buh-bye Byes!


W13 SmashBoard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=589

W12 RAPID RECAP SmashMouth NFL Pioneer League

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NOTE: The 3 Thanksgiving Day games are some of the best W13 matchups, so W13 SmashBoard will follow shortly and feature NINE (9) Marquee Matchups total, all 3 Thursday and 6 Sunday games -- no MNF this week, I am allergic to the Jets and you should be too. 

Sooo, you MUST pick from at least 1 Thursday game and as always can only have TWO (2) PLAYERS MAXIMUM from any one Marquee Matchup. 

Here's your W12 RAPID RECAP...

W12 RAPID RECAP

LOU AURICCHIO (7 - 4) -- 196
ROB BAILEY (6 - 5) -- 206
ROB is a clutch performer. This game had major playoff implications. Ergo, ROB wins.

CHRIS PALUMBO (9 - 2) -- 203
LISA CALITRI (4 - 7) -- 168
If the Falcons & Saints can lead a division with 4-7 records then why can't LISA? Except for the fact her 3 division opponents are 3 games over .500 or better, she's right in there!

BILL ROARK (8 - 3) -- 221
BILL CRONE (3 - 8) -- 197
A high speed, high altitude mid-air collision has one BILL soar and another sore.

CHUCK ROSS (6 - 5) -- 217
QUENTIN WALKER (3 - 8) -- 237
A mighty performance by mini-might Justin Forsett may have Q sparking CHUCK's anticipated developer demise.

CHARLIE ALDRICH (5 - 6) -- 229
JIM PEPE (5 - 6) -- 173
CHARLIE out-picked PEPE from pillar to post. Unique Pick saddle blowup Zach Mettenberg adds a pillar of salt to the wound.

TOM MAIDEN (6 - 5) -- 246
RICHARD BROWNE (5 - 6) -- 176
That was no turkey TOM was basting in a game not decided until RICH's first pick.

TONY D'AMATO (2 - 9) -- 187
LEE FINKEL (6 - 5) -- 198
A rather unLEE-like W is a W nonetheless.

CRAIG ROSENBAUM (7 - 4) -- 243
DeLANDIS BROOKS (2 - 9) -- 157
CRAIG's +86 delivers The Maidzo/Weekly Smash and 60 smacks.

JOHN INCANTALUPO (6 - 5) -- 197
ANTHONY ANNESE (5 - 6) -- 180
Just like Stella, the Outlier's got his groove back.

BRUCE WILLIAMS (8 - 3) -- 146
JOE HENDERSON (7 - 4) -- 206
JOE spanks dat ass.

VINCE CALITRI (5 - 6) -- 190
TONY BEDINI (3 - 8) -- 178
Despite all efforts to forfeit the game by not submitting a lineup, VINCE can't even get properly disqualified. And suddenly the playoffs may loom.

KEVIN CARTER (6 - 5) -- 175
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (2 - 9) -- 155
Despite the unexpected best QB pick of the week in Romo (43 - 13 v Antrel Rolle), MICHAEL still can't get out of his own way.

GARY LAZARUS (9 - 2) -- 192
JEFF NIGRO (2 - 9) -- 251
Classic road trap game for The Coach Formerly Known As SmashMouth NFL's Best Recordholder.

JIM GARDNER (8 - 3) -- 241
KEVIN KRUEGER (6 - 5) -- 227
JIM holds on despite having no answer for Justin Forsett.

SmashMatch Of The Week
ROB TALLIA (7 - 4) -- 191
GLENN ARONOW (8 - 3) -- 236
GLENN is no longer fucking around.
  
BYEs 
MARIO HENRY (6 - 5)  

JAMIE BURTON (4 - 7)  


W12 Final Score details: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArAgFGL4FCTmdG83eGRFOUlSbzRuVmVKU2NSRzdtZWc#gid=23