NOTE: Week 6 SmashBoard following shortly. The Thur game IS amongst the 8 Marquee Matchups, so any picks (up to 2 each) from that game must be delivered by kickoff of TNF. Obvi.
W5 RAPID RECAP
BILL ROARK (4 - 0) -- 237
LISA CALITRI (2 - 3) -- 235
BILL pushes the envelope to seal off a hair-raising W.
ROB TALLIA (2 - 3) -- 177
ANTHONY ANNESE (3 - 2) -- 155
Lotsa pasta, notsomucha scoring.
CHUCK ROSS (3 - 1) -- 218
TOM MAIDEN (2 - 3) -- 161
It's dev vs rev. Dev wins.
CHARLIE ALDRICH (1 - 4) -- 186
LEE FINKEL (2 - 3) -- 238
Someone tell Chicago CHUCK that Da Bears weren't in a Marquee Matchup W5 so Matt Forte's points don't apply. I just don't have the heart to do it. Thanks.
JAMIE BURTON (2 - 3) -- 242
TONY D'AMATO (0 - 5) -- 143
Beginner's luck is no luck at all.
BILL CRONE (2 - 3) -- 159
VINCE CALITRI (1 - 4) -- 261
Sometimes, newbies follow the script and accept their role as fodder for veteran blastings. And for this, VINCE thanks you, collects 60 Maidzo/Weekly Smash smacks while donating 5 to Mr. BILL.
CRAIG ROSENBAUM (4 - 1) -- 220
JOE HENDERSON (4 - 1) -- 227
One unbeaten is felled, tree-like. We await the protestation after his hired forensic accounting team dissects each scoring event ad nauseum.
JIM GARDNER (3 - 1) -- 249
ROB BAILEY (2 - 2) -- 212
Doctor JIM chests up and augments his record.
KEVIN KRUEGER (1 - 3) -- 208
BRUCE WILLIAMS (5 - 0) -- 221
As compelling a matchup as we could conjure with reigning SuperSmash Champ KEVIN falling short vs. early ROY candidate, BRUCE, who's lobbying for a 2-win credit on this one. No matter, 5 - 0 will nicely suffice.
JOHN INCANTALUPO (2 - 2) -- 177
RICHARD BROWNE (3 - 2) -- 240
If 2014 SmashMouth MLB runner-up RICH ran into the Washington Nationals' bullpen in a dark alley, this would be a reasonable facsimile of that meeting.
QUENTIN WALKER (0 - 5) -- 191
TONY BEDINI (1 - 4) -- 222
Perhaps you've heard the phrase "Q score," the celebrity popularity metric? Um, QUENTIN hasn't. TONY lands Unique Pick with Russell Wilson -- and tell me again exactly why none of us other geniuses took him?
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (1 - 4) -- 164
KEVIN CARTER (3 - 2) -- 211
Although KEVIN's lineup submission often resembles the technological equivalent of stone carvings, he does get the W from time to time.
JEFF NIGRO (1 - 4) -- 205
MARIO HENRY (3 - 2) -- 168
The more MARIO analyzes, the less his results make sense. This is the NFL... NOTHING makes sense!
GARY LAZARUS (4 - 1) -- 213
JIM PEPE (3 - 2) -- 176
Not only was JIM subjected to GARY's pontificating bluster on WHY he made each pick, then each pick had to pan out exactly as projected. FML!
SmashMatch Of The Week
GLENN ARONOW (4 - 1) -- 213
CHRIS PALUMBO (5 - 0) -- 219
CHRIS again plays against type and wins.
Stay tuned for W6 SmashBoard!
LISA CALITRI (2 - 3) -- 235
BILL pushes the envelope to seal off a hair-raising W.
ROB TALLIA (2 - 3) -- 177
ANTHONY ANNESE (3 - 2) -- 155
Lotsa pasta, notsomucha scoring.
CHUCK ROSS (3 - 1) -- 218
TOM MAIDEN (2 - 3) -- 161
It's dev vs rev. Dev wins.
CHARLIE ALDRICH (1 - 4) -- 186
LEE FINKEL (2 - 3) -- 238
Someone tell Chicago CHUCK that Da Bears weren't in a Marquee Matchup W5 so Matt Forte's points don't apply. I just don't have the heart to do it. Thanks.
JAMIE BURTON (2 - 3) -- 242
TONY D'AMATO (0 - 5) -- 143
Beginner's luck is no luck at all.
BILL CRONE (2 - 3) -- 159
VINCE CALITRI (1 - 4) -- 261
Sometimes, newbies follow the script and accept their role as fodder for veteran blastings. And for this, VINCE thanks you, collects 60 Maidzo/Weekly Smash smacks while donating 5 to Mr. BILL.
CRAIG ROSENBAUM (4 - 1) -- 220
JOE HENDERSON (4 - 1) -- 227
One unbeaten is felled, tree-like. We await the protestation after his hired forensic accounting team dissects each scoring event ad nauseum.
JIM GARDNER (3 - 1) -- 249
ROB BAILEY (2 - 2) -- 212
Doctor JIM chests up and augments his record.
KEVIN KRUEGER (1 - 3) -- 208
BRUCE WILLIAMS (5 - 0) -- 221
As compelling a matchup as we could conjure with reigning SuperSmash Champ KEVIN falling short vs. early ROY candidate, BRUCE, who's lobbying for a 2-win credit on this one. No matter, 5 - 0 will nicely suffice.
JOHN INCANTALUPO (2 - 2) -- 177
RICHARD BROWNE (3 - 2) -- 240
If 2014 SmashMouth MLB runner-up RICH ran into the Washington Nationals' bullpen in a dark alley, this would be a reasonable facsimile of that meeting.
QUENTIN WALKER (0 - 5) -- 191
TONY BEDINI (1 - 4) -- 222
Perhaps you've heard the phrase "Q score," the celebrity popularity metric? Um, QUENTIN hasn't. TONY lands Unique Pick with Russell Wilson -- and tell me again exactly why none of us other geniuses took him?
MICHAEL WILLIAMS (1 - 4) -- 164
KEVIN CARTER (3 - 2) -- 211
Although KEVIN's lineup submission often resembles the technological equivalent of stone carvings, he does get the W from time to time.
JEFF NIGRO (1 - 4) -- 205
MARIO HENRY (3 - 2) -- 168
The more MARIO analyzes, the less his results make sense. This is the NFL... NOTHING makes sense!
GARY LAZARUS (4 - 1) -- 213
JIM PEPE (3 - 2) -- 176
Not only was JIM subjected to GARY's pontificating bluster on WHY he made each pick, then each pick had to pan out exactly as projected. FML!
SmashMatch Of The Week
GLENN ARONOW (4 - 1) -- 213
CHRIS PALUMBO (5 - 0) -- 219
CHRIS again plays against type and wins.
Stay tuned for W6 SmashBoard!
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